Saturday, August 01, 2009

Sample of a Modern Love Letter

Received this in my mailbox few days ago... It's a sample of a modern love letter *kunun la*... hehe... I like the way how it's formally written, however, i was thinking and would proposed to whoever that has the intention to send a love letter in such way to maybe considering the ISO 9001:2008 requirements to be incorporated in the love letter .. alang2 menyeluk pekasam, biar sampai ke pangkal lengan bah! hahahaha



Dearest Samantha,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2009.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.


Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely, Max

4 comments:

IsaiahEzra said...

muahahahahahahaaa... lol hebat o kan ty ;p

Charlene Dawn @ TiTy said...

ya bah faye,

kalau sa terima surat mcm tu sa kasi frame ooo..plg kurang pun saiz A3! hahaha... tp org dia sa reject la hahahaha

Miss Mathew said...

Charlene!!! Permission to use ths letter for my teaching aid :) may I? thnking u in advance ;)

Charlene Dawn @ TiTy said...

go ahead.. the letter was forwarded in my email. Thr's no copyright stated/being mentioned in the e-mail. hehehe...