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WHY **** Girls CAN'T WIN MISS UNIVERSE
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It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss A: Lamp
Miss B: Light bulb
Miss C: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss A: Lion
Miss B: Leopard
Miss C: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss A: Lexus
Miss B: Lamborghini
Miss C: Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss A: Lemon
Miss B: Lychee
Miss C: (with full of confidence, smiles and says): LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss C should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss C was having so many problems
with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss A: Lung (applause)
Miss B: Liver (even more applause)

Miss C: L** C***!!! The Judges fainted..!!!

**DISCLAIMER**

Received this joke via messenger from a fren. It was soooo funny... sampai sa sama si Nova mo pingsan suda ketawa... but this entry is an edited version of wat we received earlier... utk mengelakkan dr sebarang spekulasi, kontrovesi & offensi *ada dalam kamus ka tu??? Nangis cikgu BM sa dengar ooo..sekadar me'rhyme'kan ayat*... I edited the joke to avoid any parties to be offended by it... Enjoyzzzz!!!